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Funny reviews on play store

Post by Matison55557 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:30

Recently it became popular on this forum to find funny, or sometimes just stupid, reviews of TheoTown on the Google Play Store... So I decided to make this thread for them.
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Cool game but couldn't you add some tool to create own building models i think it would be a big step for this game and you could also make a store where you would add models of other players then I'd give five stars, i hope developers consider it
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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by Ace_TFC » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:13

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What the heck is combat mode?

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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by A guy from Shireport » Mon Jun 11, 2018 14:41

Ace_TFC wrote:
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What the heck is combat mode?
Maybe he want a war mode of this game
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Post by SergOz » Mon Jun 11, 2018 15:20

When you do not understand the game, and you write an angry response :bq
"Fu! it's not clear how to play !? graphics awfully uncomfortable use this service!"
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Post by A guy from Shireport » Mon Jun 11, 2018 15:31

Sorry but i don't understand Russian, what does it say?
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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by SergOz » Mon Jun 11, 2018 15:33

A guy from Shireport wrote:
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Sorry but i don't understand Russian, what does it say?
"Fu! it's not clear how to play !? graphics awfully uncomfortable use this service!"
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Post by A guy from Shireport » Mon Jun 11, 2018 16:04

SergOz wrote:
Mon Jun 11, 2018 15:33
A guy from Shireport wrote:
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Sorry but i don't understand Russian, what does it say?
"Fu! it's not clear how to play !? graphics awfully uncomfortable use this service!"
Okay if that so, let lobby roast him
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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by Ace_TFC » Mon Jun 11, 2018 17:17

The reviews make me really laugh. I'll try to find a few more reviews.

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Post by RyanVJ » Mon Jun 11, 2018 18:12

lol russians be like ..... game sucks
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Post by danékbel » Mon Jun 11, 2018 18:56

RyanVJ wrote:
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lol russians be like ..... game sucks
In fact, no
Almost all Russian comments are like "this game is wonderful I've given 5 stars"
But there are some comments like "WHERE IS SUNDBOKS 1 STAR" and "MAKE IT 3D AND ADD NIGHT MODE"
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Post by Matison55557 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 19:02

Half of Polish comment is one star and "COOL GAME EXCEPT U REMOVED SANDBOX AD SANDBOX BAK AND I WILL GIV 5 STARZ"
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Post by Free3021 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 19:10

Here are a few reviews I found lol
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Post by Free3021 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 19:13

danékbel wrote:
Mon Jun 11, 2018 18:56
RyanVJ wrote:
Mon Jun 11, 2018 18:12
lol russians be like ..... game sucks
In fact, no
Almost all Russian comments are like "this game is wonderful I've given 5 stars"
But there are some comments like "WHERE IS SUNDBOKS 1 STAR" and "MAKE IT 3D AND ADD NIGHT MODE"
Well I guess im the only African in this place since I cant find a genuine person from Africa make a review lol
Hey my fellow TheoTowners :) :D
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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by Ace_TFC » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:12

There are like 50 reviews alone about sandbox mode.

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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by Free3021 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 19:45

What ?! @Ace_TFC lol
Hey my fellow TheoTowners :) :D
Also working on the United States region let's see if we can get to 1,000,000 pop :)

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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by Ace_TFC » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:30

Free3021 wrote:
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What ?! @Ace_TFC lol
The reviews are all about uninstalling the game since there's no sandbox mode.

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Post by Free3021 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:58

Yep lol Jesus! People are serious about this
Hey my fellow TheoTowners :) :D
Also working on the United States region let's see if we can get to 1,000,000 pop :)

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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by Ace_TFC » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:21

Free3021 wrote:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:58
Yep lol Jesus! People are serious about this
Like these:
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Post by Kamikazi » Wed Jun 20, 2018 22:24

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I love it but if you put dinosaurs and meteorites destroying everything and a zoo will be very cool.

He just wants a Jurassic Park :lol:
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Post by Kamikazi » Wed Jun 20, 2018 22:32

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Things that i reccomend to add: *Any type of mode with other players *Wars bewteen them *fights bewteen drug dealers *that you can expand the territory joining our territory with our friends ones

Hearts of Iron 4 is your game.
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Re: Funny reviews on play store

Post by Free3021 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 20:30

Yep I heard it's a good game
Hey my fellow TheoTowners :) :D
Also working on the United States region let's see if we can get to 1,000,000 pop :)

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