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Should the Kingdom of Angrypore release its colonial archives?

Completely
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Partially
1
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Not at all
1
7%
 
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (Victory celebrations)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 14:05

SethHarris777 wrote:
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Angrypore has officially violated Article 15 of the AAN... you are to be sanctioned...
We arent in the AAN...
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (Victory celebrations)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 14:08

The Kingdom of Angrypore comdemns sethland for attempting to sanction The Kingdom of Angrypore on completely false grounds. The Crown Diplomatic Service will withdraw all personnel from sethland and will review its options.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (Victory celebrations)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 14:33

Official estimates on food waste are at 50 tons in main courses alone. The waste will be incenerated.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (Victory celebrations)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 14:37

The PM has appointed Lord George Canning, a far more hawkish High Commissionnar, after Lord Middleton has started his indefinite leave due to health issues.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 15:26

The High Commissionnar has abolished all relations with sethland
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (Victory celebrations)

Post by Ahmad Nur Aizat » Mon Jan 07, 2019 16:22

Monarch of P wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 14:33
Official estimates on food waste are at 50 tons in main courses alone. The waste will be incenerated.
Daym food waste, daym pollution, and daym animal extinction you made at a time

Rebreed the birds, or I'll bring a lot of Thanoses

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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (Victory celebrations)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 16:41

Ahmad Nur Aizat wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 16:22
Monarch of P wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 14:33
Official estimates on food waste are at 50 tons in main courses alone. The waste will be incenerated.
Daym food waste, daym pollution, and daym animal extinction you made at a time

Rebreed the birds, or I'll bring a lot of Thanoses
Theyre all dead... anyways thats living the angrocan dream!
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 16:44

Due to alarming reports of asteroid mining and the warning from the ise over the price of gold, the Bank of Angryore has dumped all of its gold reserves, triggering a sharp drop in gold prices, from £934.42 to £625.10. The Governor has been criticised for such an extreme move and has said that it was due to a "fat finger error". No plans have been made to restore the price of gold.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 16:52

The opposition has ramped up campaigning efforts, and has adopted a policy of climate-change denial. Their share of voters is projected to increase from 18% to 27%.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 16:56

Queen Victoria II will make fewer public appearences due to health issues. Parliament appeals for calm.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 16:57

Parliament has passed a spending bill, granting the Experimental Weapons Defence Agency an extra £20b.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 17:01

The Government has deleted all 20.85MB of government data on its computer systems after printing it out, and the head of M13 declares that the government "is now 100% safe from cyberattacks". Internet speeds in Angrypore have more than doubled to 0.002mbps in an unprecedented feat. Another government function will be held to celebrate this momentous acheivement.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Mon Jan 07, 2019 17:03

Government debt has swelled to more than 100% of GDP, and grumpys ratings services have downgraded Angrypore sovereign debt to Aa2.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by JoshuaIND » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:13

*points gun to random citizen*

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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Tue Jan 08, 2019 13:16

The Crown Diplomatic Service will abandon its policy of non-contact with communist states, to improve international relations.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Tue Jan 08, 2019 13:17

Lawmakers have repealed the law banning socialist parties, after the leader of the socialist party has been cleared of all charges.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Tue Jan 08, 2019 13:22

Lord Cannings has made spectecular leaps in administration, and has successfully updated the restricted travel list, bypassing the bereaucracy and completing the update within his first week in office.

The socialist party has recovered somewhat in polls after its leader was cleared of all charfes in relarion to the Unsteadystan emergency.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Tue Jan 08, 2019 13:29

The Economic Review Board has blocked the sale of Leeway Bros' £18.3b sale of its mortgage-backed securities unit to Stellar Corporations, citing a potential cornering of the mortgage-backed securities market. Mortgage-loan rates are currently at 19%, the highest in over a decade. Housing prices have increased by 162% from a decade ago(inflation adjusted). Government intervention is expected to cool the housing market.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:06

A Royal Inquiry has been launched into the recent cyberattack on the LN.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Brody Craft » Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:06

Im still waiting...
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by JoshuaIND » Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:07

Im still waiting for the cyber attacks...

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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:10

Brody Craft wrote:
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Im still waiting...
I accidentally erased the "last edited" thing when i removed arstotzka from the lists. I suspect someone(not me) actually went in and changed the LN info page.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Brody Craft » Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:11

Monarch of P wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:10
Brody Craft wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:06
Im still waiting...
I accidentally erased the "last edited" thing when i removed arstotzka from the lists. I suspect someone(not me) actually went in and changed the LN info page.
Not that one, when can i buy Coporation of Really Really Useful People?
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by Monarch of P » Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:15

Brody Craft wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:11
Monarch of P wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:10
Brody Craft wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:06
Im still waiting...
I accidentally erased the "last edited" thing when i removed arstotzka from the lists. I suspect someone(not me) actually went in and changed the LN info page.
Not that one, when can i buy Coporation of Really Really Useful People?
Regretabbly, it is under government control. A trove of sensitive data relating to national security has been discovered, so it is a national corporation now.
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Re: Kingdom of Angrypore (HIGH ALERT)

Post by JoshuaIND » Wed Jan 09, 2019 13:43

Now I have to create a new account. <..> you man.

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