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1400th!

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When you get to be called a Board Index because you are too good.>:3

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wth

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Post by Brody Craft » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:59

I'll probably get fixed soon.
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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:00

For some reason, Aizat decreased my size from Brazil to Singapore. Kinda.

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Post by Brody Craft » Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:01

I'll contact aizat ok
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"Winblyat Visto is the best OS ever!"
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Fun fact: "fuk" means "far" in traditional siberian.

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:36

Arstotzka recently stopped the production of the Sukhoi S-120 and S-125. It's been 6 years since we introduced them.

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:10

Sukhoi S-118: Am I a joke to you?
(This bulletproof bird is still in production. Even tho it's already 8 years old.)

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 15:48

Nokia 3310. The. Best. Indestructible. Phone. Ever.™

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 15:57

At this point, Arstotzka has no more room to store all our oil. Meanwhile, the production is still going.

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 15:58

We really need to sell them. We never used them, anyways. I don't even know why the congress decided to buy more and more.

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 16:42

The brand new Yakovlev Yak-896 fighter jet will begin testing tomorow.

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 16:48

The government will start using the brand new Vladivostok Server 20XX Operating System for their computers.
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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 17:17

I smell prata <3

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 17:21

:3

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 17:22

But I think Im depressed :'3

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 17:22

Yeah that should be my signature

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Post by JoshuaIND » Thu Jan 03, 2019 17:27

he accidentaly converted me into a what¿ :3

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Re: Arstotzkan Federation (Winter Tourist Boom, Military and Industrial Superpower)

Post by JoshuaIND » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:38

what

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Post by JoshuaIND » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:22

Salesman: *slaps roof of Arstotzka* this bad boi can fit so much fking oil in it.

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Re: Arstotzkan Federation (Winter Tourist Boom, Military and Industrial Superpower)

Post by JoshuaIND » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:31

We expanded our oil storage. Now it can fit so much fking more.

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Re: Arstotzkan Federation (Winter Tourist Boom, Military and Industrial Superpower)

Post by JoshuaIND » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:02

We have a new anthem bois ;)

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