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Israel surrenders Jerusalem. However, they have not yet shown signs of surrender for the war.

Netanyahu: We have surrendered our once glorious capital to the oppressors, as we have lost a vast majority of our forces protecting Jerusalem. They may have won the battle, but the war still rages! Israel has not yet fallen, and we’ll never surrender until we come up victorious! Long live Israel!

Palestine conducts an air strike on Tel Aviv!

J-G S wrote: ↑

15 Oct 2023, 17:52

The Israelis soldiers are raising the white flag! This is the end of the battle!

The Palestinians: hold my halal

Hundreds of Tomahawk missiles are fired at Jerusalem by Palestine…

Over 50 F-16s and F-35s, all supplied by Saldam to Palestine, are flying above the Jerusalem skies…

This is what happens when you got an 80-year old brain dead man commanding the most powerful army in the world…

Looks like Saldam wasted no time using that deal money…

J-G S wrote: ↑

13 Oct 2023, 20:35

No problem, howitzers and planes will bring them to their knees!

Actually… they’re using state of the art (Sethlandian) technology supplied to them by Saldam

Palestinian and Hamas forces launch a surprise attack on Jerusalem!

Invasion of Palestine and Israel Operation Levantine Objective: Depose the current Israeli and Palestinian governments; establish unified Israeli-Palestinian state Coalition 🇸🇴 NATO 🇺🇸 Sethland 🇨🇦 Canada 🇬🇧 United Kingdom 🇧🇬 Frogne 🇪🇺 European Union 🇯🇵 Japan 🇦🇺 Metriacantho 🇸🇦 Great Arabia 🇹🇷 Türki...

J-G S wrote: ↑

13 Oct 2023, 17:42

RayXP wrote: ↑

13 Oct 2023, 17:37

As the Palestinians are slowly weakening, they call to their allies for support…

Who are their allies precisely?

Their listed in the first page. But to be precise, their biggest ally is Saldam…

As the Palestinians are slowly weakening, they call to their allies for support…

(I still want the invasion to go on a little longer so that it can be realistic)

President Joe Biden makes a surprise visit to Tel Aviv…

Idc what anyone says, this is one of the greatest songs ever!

Could you tell the story of Coraland?

Coraland was a former Sethlandian territory that later became apart of Corabia. Sethland claimed Coraland during WWII, but it was granted independence in the late 60s and later joined Corabia…

Coraland is Papua New Guinea btw…

EU censorship sucks

Why is the word “tr1gg3red” censored

Pinetoken wrote: ↑

16 Sep 2023, 03:45

RayXP wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2023, 18:12

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You mean these braindead protesters?
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Yeah them too