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NEVER mess with Verderians either, we got 20 ARs, 10 LMGs and RPGs in our house. I bet both verderians and Arstotzkan have school shootings :/ It's the opposite. Literally every teacher has a gun to protect each class. And the principal must atleast have a revolver. 5 police officers are also headq...

Brody Craft wrote: ↑

03 Jan 2019, 15:10

Is Arstotzka going to invade Gengkro?

Oh hell yes!

Brody Craft wrote: ↑

03 Jan 2019, 15:00

I prefer having TE bigger than earth, just any size.

I already voted. Can't change that.

Brody Craft wrote: ↑

03 Jan 2019, 14:56

NEVER mess with Verderians either, we got 20 ARs, 10 LMGs and RPGs in our house.

Almost all Arstotzkans has at least one tank at their garage.

I prefer the same size.

Brody Craft wrote: ↑

03 Jan 2019, 08:42

Del Opreston, literally just started 1 hour ago.

And Arstotzka already mobilized 25% of it's troops. Literally yesterday.

It's already 3 January. When is the first move gonna be?

*ehem*, @THEMAX, caps lock for Gresty and Maja plz.

Nokia 3310 is released (aka the indestructible phone)
Arstotzkan n****s: *drops nokia from the tallest building in the entire country*
5 minutes later...
Breaking news: A GIANT EARTHQUAKE HAS STRUCK THE CAPITAL CITY, 5 MILLION PEOPLE WERE KILLED

Brody Craft wrote: ↑

02 Jan 2019, 13:11

If i told you about how Verderians live, you will be shocked.

Atlantean's life: this topic
Arstotzkan's life: WAKE UP, GET DRUNK, GO TO WORK, GO HOME, GET DRUNK AGAIN, SLEEP
Verderian's life: hold my beer
Majanese's life: to be continued

What holonews would people buy if they don't live in Astrellia?

Kaloland hits the 100 trillion€ GDP mark After months of The KED (Kaloland's economic diversification), Kaloland hits the 100 trillion € GDP mark. A great achievement for the country. People suspect that the government is going to make some big changes in the Unification Day on the 2nd of January. ...

You won't believe what happened at Arstotzka on new year's eve... It's a sea of humans!

Okay I think that's like almost 60% of the military. But thrust me! It's only 25%... *laughs*

Around 800.000 troops, 5.000 tanks, 40.000 fighter jets, 125.000 transport aircrafts, 180 tanker aircrafts, 200.000 missile launchers, 50.000 APCs, and... things... I can't count.

I think real life weapons, brands, etc are not allowed here.

25% of our military are on standby.
...please start the war before 7 January because my school will be busy as hell.

Brody Craft wrote: ↑

01 Jan 2019, 08:05

I edited the topic, let me know if something needs to be changed.

Artotzka -----> Arstotzka

Arstotzka, Majapahit, and Grestin is definetly joining this in intelligence, cyber warfare, and defense. War is fun, anyways.

THEMAX wrote: ↑

02 Jan 2019, 00:52

Fun fact : rêve is the French for dream

Oh I see what you did there!